Someone just asked me if I could go back to JSS 1' if I'm offered 200million dollars.
I think I will go back sha' not really bcos of d money.
There are some topics I didn't understand very well like shorthand & Intro-Tech!!!!...
Do you ever just stare at an incoming call as your phone rings, waiting for it to hang so you can continue using your phone
You are evil...
That moment when you are almost at your destination and you see the conductor fighting with someone with N200 and you are with 1K
Some people say Lightning is God taking screenshots for judgment day, So if you are masturbating and you hear "Para" just forget it
Witchcraft is when you are charging your phone and it's going backwards
Shoutouts to all the girls who don't sweep their parents house,
But perform environmental sanitation when they visit their boyfriend
Louis Vuitton umbrella for 93k.
Abeg does it cover shame?
Things don too dey too bad now ooo,
Even the Ororo inside condom sef don reduce??!
Some men are focused on opening their own company, others are focusing on hacking a $10billion transaction while you re jux dere guessing your gf's password to read her whatsapp & Facebook messages
Brother are u not sure it is fever?? Come lemme touch ur head...
Dear Men,stop complaining your woman is cheating or will leave you.
Feed your woman very well.
A fat woman cannot run away.
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