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Confessions Of A Funaab Yahoo Boy; The Tales Of Gbadebo Episode 6 by thankgod(m): 12:15am On 6 Jun 2017
I was terribly hungry this particular
Saturday and there was nothing at home. Uchenna and Abisoko don
leave me go Mapoly. Exam was
fast approaching and I was
seriously preparing for it. I wanted
to go to Iya Balikis shop to get
fresh pepper and tomatoes so I could prepare concoction rice. But
the rice sef no dey house. I decided
to go outside. I sat with balikis as
she said her aunty was not around.
Balikis has always been a wonder,
smart and intelligent girl. She was in SS 2 and should be 15 years (my
guess) of age. Each time there was
no food in the house, me and other
guys would try to beg and
persuade she and her aunty to give
us rice and other food stuffs to cook. They do give to us and most
especially when her aunty is not
That Saturday I was hungry, I went
to her own and she said her aunty
had gone to major bush market to get tomatoes and other
vegetables. Na so I seat down for
there shop come start to dey gist.
And Balikis dey very friendly. We
talked about so many things from
Funaab to what she plans on becoming when she grows up. As
we were gisting, some guys sharing
flyers came to us and gave us. It
was about internet business and
forex trade training. They started
explaining how someone can make huge amount of money by trading
forex and going into other internet
online business. The guy talking to
us was so convincing. “I had always
wanted to go into online business.
Not the Yahoo yahoo Uchenna and Abisoko were into. Na genuine one
me wan go into but I didn’t know
how to go about it. The guy said his
name was bayo. He said it was an
opportunity for students like us to
come for the training and learn more. At least before graduating, if
we are serious about forex, we go
don build houses, buy cars.
I had been hearing about the forex
trading for a long time. How people
have been making serious cash from it. And even a guy I heard who
was the richest student in Funaab
was said to be into the forex
trading. Them say the guy don buy
houses, get landed properties.
Sometimes when I see the guy coming to school. He comes with
convoy sef, he and his friends. I
even heard he bought his girlfriend
a very sophisticated car. That was
why Abisoko would always argue
with people whether it was truly the guy was into forex or he was
adding another thing. Because the
was not just adding, he just dey
multiply. He buys cars and houses
and they call him the king of forex
on campus. I asked the bayo a couple of
questions which he answered in his
own way. He even talked about
liberty reserves, E-gold, sales and
buying. He told me the seminar
was free for students if we have valid ID cards, and it would be
taking place in camp the coming
Saturday. Na so I happy ooo.
In the evening, I was seating in the
parlour when Abisoko and uchenna
returned from Mapoly. Na so dem begin narrate wetin happen and
how they were given $1000 dollar
each by one of their friends you
dey who was a yahoo boy. “$1000!”
I screamed. “Dey there, shebi I tell
you make you follow us. You just dey dey do like odoyo,” Abisoko
said. “How come dem come dey
dash una money like this,” I asked.
“Dat one na stupid question you
dey ask,” uchenna replied. That
was where the two guys began narrating how there friend duped a
British woman of over N64m. As I
hear “N64m” na so e be like say
electric shock move for my body. I
felt it wasn’t possible. She the
oyibo woman na fool wey dem go just dupe am dat kind money.
“Shey you never hear of wetin them
dey call Yahoo plus plus?” uche
said to me. Me keh, I have heard of
it but I don’t know about it. I told
them I don’t know about it. Na so them begin laugh me. They said
they won’t tell me, I should go and
find out myself. Na so these guys
spread dollars for table.
The next week, these my guys don
go buy new wears ooo, new phones. Na so uchenna give me
him old Blackberry phone make I
dey use. Infact all those days, they
were not going to school. Dem don
buy new modem. The kind people
sef wey dey come dat house sef na die. Sometimes when I come back
from school, I would see cars
parked in the compound. Them
wan turn the house to Yahoo
yahoo villa. All man with him laptop
and modem. Generator dey on. Them go call balikis if she don
come back from school, she go go
camp go chatter food for them.
Sometimes balikis will even cook.
Even this guys sef dey sleep over
for the house. The generator sef dey run for 24 hours non stop.
On Friday I came back from school,
I found that they got another
Generator. After using one, they
would drop it to rest and switch to
the other one for some hours, then back to the first Generator. Dem no
even send PHCN.
The next day which was a
Saturday. Na so me dress up come
waka go the seminar wey dem
invite me. The seminar was so great that I enjoyed it. The
facilitator whose name was folarin
said he helps people to trade in
forex. For those who don’t have
laptop and other resources to
trade. He helps them to trade. I felt it was an advantage for me
because I no get laptop. I didn’t
even have some few resource they
talked about. We all were
encouraged to invest as minimum
of N3,000 if we want them to trade for us. After the program, I still
went to meet the folarin and
collected his mobile numbers. I
asked him couple of questions. He
further explained to me about their
investment program. That they have traded for so many people
and made profits. Even
commissioners, and top
Government officials sef rush to
them. Main looking at the man sef,
the suit wey he wear. I immediately believed him because he doesn’t
seem to me that he would be lying.
The way the program was even
organized sef, making it free. Na so
I feel say they know what they are
doing. Folarin said that once I put my money into the program, ‘say I
put N2,000 it would be multiplying
every week.’ He gave an instance
where they traded for one
honourable commissioner with just
N100,000. “The N100,000 multiplied to N1m in just one
month.” As this man talk this thing,
na so my head bang, gbagaun.
Chaiiiii, as the man dey talk, I dey
happy. I began feeling inspired and
motivated. Maybe this was where God will use to uplift my family.
This would actually be a breaking
point for me. Na so folarin talk say I
can even get profits and still
reinvest the money back into the
forex market and get more money. “He said infact, many people had
even started calling him from other
states. Even so many people who
came to the seminar had started
dropping money into the
investment program.” At that point, I wished I had up to N5000 at that
moment with me, so I could invest.
But shishi, shingbyn I no get.
Folarin also gave me some other
investment sites that I could trade
with E-gold, buy and sell the online currency. Na so I rush back home
feeling happy.
When I got home, all the yahoo
boys, including my room makes
were asleep with Generator on.
And PHCN don bring light. I changed over from Gen to PHCN
and switched off the Generator. I
woke Uchenna and asked him to
borrow me N5,000. He asked me
what I want to use the money for, I
told him. He said he doesn’t have money. I asked Abisoko and he
said the same thing too. I vex ooo. I
felt they were wicked and don’t
want to help me. They want to run
me down and that was why they
always encourage me to join their Yahoo business. They don’t want
me to do a genuine business. I felt
they have money but don’t want to
give to me.
Later in the evening, they were all
laughing at me. One of the yahoo boy, his name was John, said that
the business seminar I went for,
the organizers and there works, is
the same business Yahoo boys are
into. He said they were just
defrauding our minds. He argued that “how can they just double
money in just one week.” “That its
not just possible in forex and that
he had done forex before.” He
advised that I shouldn’t give to
people my money. “Me, no be wetin I wan hear be that.” I was just
feeling betrayed. This people no
wan give me money. I felt they
were just trying to decieve me. Me
sef come dey argue say those guys
are genuine. Na so dem dey laugh me. Abisoko say make I go find
money from somewhere else, say
he no fit give me money make I put
for 419 people hand.
The next day which was a Sunday,
it was a new week and a day before our examination. The 3
Yahoo guys that came from Mapoly
were leaving, John gave me
N3000. Abisoko and Uchenna no
tell me how much he give them, but
I was sure it would be more than N10,000 since I heard he maga-d
one big oyibo woman of about
$10,000. Na so I save the money
make I take do investment. Abisoko
and uchenna had still adamant in
giving me any money. Na just small small money to go school and feed
na im dem go just give me. Dem no
wan give me up to N500 because
they feel I would go invest it.
I tried as much as possible to meet
up with some little money my two friends were given to me, in terms
of saving. I just want to invest at
least N5000 before going on break
so when we resume, my money go
don reach N100k. Abisoko and
uchenna were still complaining that they were not able to make head
way in there yahoo yahoo
business. Dem never see better
customer. I sometimes laughed at
them. I told them that Yahoo yahoo
doesn’t pay. “Make them leave the business come join folarin
investment forex trading. 
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