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Confession Of A Funaab Yahoo Boy: The Tales Of Gbadebo —— Episode 8 by thankgod: This month on Wed 07 at 10:24pm
Well the exam finished and I
arranged my things to go home. I still had the N3000 john gave to
me. My two guys said they were not
going that week but the next. Them
wan carry girls from FCE osiele and
Mapoly come the house. They
asked me to wait but I told them I wasn’t. But uchenna said if I can
wait till Sunday, he would give me
N5000. “Uchenna had no problem
with money. His uncle sends him
money regularly and his mapoly
yahoo Uchenna sends do, because he normally hooks them up with
Fce osiele girls. Sometimes his
uncle sends him N20k weekly. So
he could afford to just give me
N5000.” Na so I think about wetin
Uchenna talk. At least I fit still throw in the money for folarin
investment if I waited till Sunday.
And I waited.
The Friday we finished exam,
Uchenna made calls to 3 girls in
Fce osiele. He told them to come keep us company. Na so the girls
land oo. Every guy with their own
except me that was doing like a
goat. The girl they asked to keep
me company was chatting me up. I
was just smiling sheepishly. Na so Abisoko sent me a text that read,
“See guy, no let our money waste
oo. If u no enter dat girl, I will break
ur head.” The guys in their various
rooms had spent well over an hour.
But me and my own girl still dey chat. It was even boring. I guessed
she was expecting me to make the
final move but I was doing like okro
soup. Before I knew what was
happening, she pulled her clothes.
“come oboy, shey na talk I come talk for here? Abi u no fit do
woman?” she screamed at me. And
we were in the parlour. Na so my
guys open the door of their rooms
wan come know wetin dey happen.
It seemed they already knew. Na so my two guys carry me go wan
corner, and already I don already
get erection. “They were even
laughing at me and saying I was
pretending to be holy. Make I do
the thing jare”. Shame nearly kill me ooo. Na so I finally do am, and
that was my first time. No
protection, I never even know wetin
dem dey call “protect yourself.” And
I enjoyed it.
The next day, Mapoly girls came we enjoyed ourselves. I really was
enjoying the life. On Sunday,
Uchenna gave me N6000. On
Monday, na so I run go camp go
meet them Folarin and his
investment team at their office. “The Air condition wey even
welcome me, I felt it was
welcoming me to a millionaire
paradise. Environment of the rich.
Big boy loading….” I was thinking
of even calling my mom to tell her that soon, her only son would soon
hammer. I placed N5000 on their
“small package” plan. They said I
shouldn’t bother myself. I should
just go and relax. That in one
month time, I would be surprised of what my account would be saying. I
placed the plan on 3 months. So
after three months I would
withdraw the money and profit. I
met bayo also at the place. He told
me that I can equally purchase e- gold from them, then I can also put
in my money in some other online
investment trading platforms. I just
felt this people love me. Na so I
bring out N1,500 take buy $10 in e-
gold. I registered for e-gold account and my $10 was
transferred to me. They showed me
some sites that I could invest the
money in. Na so I register for one
of the site oo. Transfer the $10.
According to the website, “you put your money, they trade for you.”
Each day, they would be paying
you profits but if they lose in the
forex market, the investor loses
too. “But they said they were
professional traders and there was no chance of losing. Also, they are
from Cyprus and headquartered in
same country.” Na so I put my
money. “At least, it’s easy for me to
monitor my earnings from my
mobile phone online,” I thought. I got back home and borrowed
N1000 from Abisoko for my
transport back to Ilorin.
The next day which was Tuesday, I
left Abeokuta for Ilorin. I got home,
mom was looking very slim and unkept. She said she had been
having leg pains. At that moment I
wished I had money to take her to
the hospital for better treatment.
But I told her not to worry, that
something was up. “When my money go come. I will even take
her abroad for treatment.” I said as
She smiled.
It was a three week break after the
first semester examination. I really
worked to save little money. But I spent extra one week before
resumption. I had to complete one
month of work at the former place I
worked in Ilorin. So I could collect
my full one month salary of
N10,000. At the same time, I was monitoring my online forex
investment. It was really going up.
My money was increasing but at a
slow pace which I didn’t like. I
wanted it big. After 2 weeks, the
first $10 dollar I invested gave me extra $5. I had to reinvest the $15.
After another two weeks, I was
having $22. I reinvested it again.
Though it was small. Folarin had
earlier told me that I would benefit
immensely if I invest with huge amount of money.
After the break, Abisoko and
Uchenna had been calling me to
return. It seem they had given us
assignment and they were waiting
for me to come and help out. I tell them say na money hold me. Say I
wan still hustle. Uchenna say make
I no worry. That I should just come
back as soon as possible. Say dem
go support me.
I finally entered the road 2 weeks after resumption for the second
semester. I met another Funaabite
in Ibadan park going to Abeokuta.
We entered the same car. We
chatted very well. She said her
name was funke and she was in Nutrition and Deities (NUD)
department, 100 level. She looked
cool and calm with a large upper lip
that look like kpomo. “Though I saw
her as someone who would be
religious.” She said she went for a program in Ibadan and was
returning to Abeokuta. When we
got to Camp, we got down and
exchanged mobile numbers while I
entered a taxi and left for Gate.
I got home. Na so my guys dey hail me ooo. The next day was a
Monday. And I came to Abeokuta
with just N5000. Out of the
N10,000 I was paid at my work
place, I gave my mom N5000 to
take care of herself. My Oga dashed me N2000 which i used for
my transportation and the left over
N5000 as pocket money.
I resumed school the next day. But
part of why I resumed was to visit
folarin in camp to know how my investment was doing. When I got
to camp at the investment office, I
was full of smiles as I walked in like
a millionaire. On my mind,
“Gbadebo you go soon hammer.” I
met bayo there and he was hailing me with other people that came to
check their investments too. I and
bayo exchanged pleasantries. I
asked after the big boss, Folarin.
He said Folarin went to Lagos state
house of Assembly under the speakers invitation to teach the
legislators how to trade forex. ‘As I
hear that one eeehhh,’ I come dey
think, “see connection. Folarin don
go international.” After about 30
minutes of waiting, one of their female staff came out and told us
that their server was no longer
connecting. They apologized and
told us to come back the next
month for that month’s account
review. I was a little pained but bayo encouraged and said that we
shouldn’t worry. He saw the look on
my face when he met me privately.
He told me that I shouldn’t worry
that he even saw my account the
previous day. And my money had risen to N101,045. “Chaiiii, as I
hear this one eehh, na so my face
change. Thunder fire poverty.
Gbadebo, you are about to become
wealthy person.” From N5000 to
N101,045 just in over a month. I was happy and left there back
home. I hoped to reinvest the
money i collect.
This particular Saturday, I called
funke, the girl I met the day I was
coming back to Abeokuta. We talked for about 2 minutes on the
phone. And I invited her to our
house the next day. After dropping
the call, Abisoko was impressed
with the way I talked. He said I was
really improving in communication skill with women. “Unlike before
that I was very dull and behaving
like okra soup

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