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Sports / Yukhub Football Predictions 21st August - Sure Games For Monday by Kingvictor: This week on Mon at 10:41am
1. Czech Republic
U21, Bohemia Group
12:00 FC Slovan Liberec – SK Slavia Praha | Bet on over 2.5 goals @ 1.30. (WON)
2. Czech Republic
U21, Bohemia Group
12:00 1 FK Pribram – FK Baumit Jablonec | Bet on 1 FK Pribram to win or draw. (WON)
3. Estonia
Meistriliiga
16:30 Paide Linnameeskond – FC Infonet | Bet on FC Infonet to win @ 1.25. (WON)
4. Indonesia
Indonesia Super League
12:30 Persepam Madura United – Persija Jakarta | Bet on Persepam Madura United to win @ 1.65. (LOST)
5. Israel
Premier League
18:30 Bnei Yehuda Tel Aviv – Maccabi Haifa | Bet on under 1.5 goals in first half @ 1.35. (WON)
6. Ireland – Premier Division
21:00 Finn Harps VS Cork City | Bet on Cork City to win or draw. (WON)
7. Israel
National League
17:00 Beitar Tel Aviv – Maccabi Achi
Nazareth | Bet on Beitar Tel Aviv to win @ 1.75. (WON)
8. Indonesia
Indonesia Super League
12:30 Persela Lamongan – PS Mitra Kukar | Bet on under 1.5 goals in first half @ 1.45. (WON)

Romance / Re: Tips To Keep Your Penis Clean, Sweet And Healthy by lili888: This week on Mon at 09:39am
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Crime / Explosion Kills 2 On Yobe Road by johneewalker: This week on Mon at 09:16am

A bomb explosion believed to have been buried on a road in Yobe State has killed two persons and injured three persons when the vehicle they were travelling in unknowingly steeped on it.

Military sources said some Boko Haram ambushed travellers along the Damaturu-Biu road, on Sunday, had laid the bomb on the road. It said that upon sighting the vehicle, the insurgents opened fire on it, prompting drivers to manoeuvre their ways for escape.

“The vehicle sadly stepped on explosives buried on the road by Boko Haram while trying to flee the Boko Haram shooting. Two people were killed and three other injured,” the source who preferred annonimity said.

There was no official confirmation either from the military or police authority in the state as at press time.

Hospital sources in Damaturu, Yobe State capital said three injured persons were brought for treatment.

-sun

Politics / Ipob Insists On Boycott Of Anambra Election by johneewalker: This week on Mon at 08:38am

The Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), yesterday said it has not shifted its stand to ensure the boycott of Anambra State governorship election.

Consequently, the leader of the group, Nnamdi Kanu, yesterday stormed Ekwulobia to sensitise the people on why elections should not be allowed in Anambra or Biafraland.

His visit brought the entire area to a halt for about two hours.

Speaking to Daily Sun on the visit, IPOB’s Publicity Secretary, Emma Powerful said: “Our mission to Ekwulobia is to sensitise Biafrans on why it is necessary to boycott Anambra election and other subsequent elections in Biafranland and to tell the world that election boycott stands.

“It is also to refute rumours going round that our leader, Kanu has withdrawn the order IPOB gave against Anambra gubernatorial election on November 18, 2017.

“IPOB’s order of no election remains, unless Nigeria gives us date for referendum, we are not calling for war.

“We are not in Ekwulobia today to play politics, but to show the world how serious and determined we are towards the restoration of Biafra independence.

“There will be no election in Biafraland, no retreat, no surrender, because we have taken it as a point of duty to restore Biafra without war.

“Anybody or group calling for war is doing that at his or her own detriment. We are calling on the United Nations and other relevant human rights organisations across the globe to prevail on Nigeria to give us date for referendum, to ascertain whether the people of Biafra want to stay in Nigeria or not.

“IPOB, under Nnamdi Kanu is a peaceful and ordained movement that is bent on the restoration of Biafra independence.

“We are not fighting for our personal gain, we are only interested in Biafra restoration or nothing, IPOB will boycott election in Anambra State.”

-sun

Jokes Etc / Letter To Mr President: While He Was Away by thankgod: Last week on Sun at 08:59pm
WHILE YOU WERE AWAY

As a patriotic citizen of this country, I gladly welcome you, Mr. President. I watched on the national TV with intense curiosity, your arrival and was happy when you descended from the stairs of your official plane with a gentle and steady majestic move, waving at your admirers enthusiastically.
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Since it is a norm in Nigeria to allow an ailing sitting President to rest for a week or two after returning from a medical trip, I will not bother you with a lengthy report, but there are crucial events that took place while you were away. They need to be addressed as soon as you resume duty.
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Mr. President, these events occurred while you were away:-
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Those bloody Haramites that call themselves Boko Haram released more than 80 of the kidnapped Chibok girls in exchange of their members in prison. The swap deal should be investigated to avoid another Dasuki saga.
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About 30 eminent traditional rulers in Nigeria met in Abeokuta to help you fight corruption. Baba, I don't know how they plan to do that, but don't give them a kobo.
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Baba, you remember Chief Tony Anenih, the man that fixed Billions of Naira in this country under your predecessor's nose? His son slumped and died while playing lawn tennis. He was aiming to be our next Rafael Nadal. Just send him condolence message.
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While you were away, ASUU declared indefinite strike thinking you won't return soon, but they're planning to call off because your boys threatened to audit their account to know how they spent the 30 billion given to them by your predecessor.
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Nigerian Sex Workers Association said that ASUU strike will cause increase in prostitution. Baba, it's high time we start taxing these prostitutes to boost revenue generation.
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Baba, these United Nations people have painted our Police and Judiciary black. They said these two institutions take bribe too much ( it's true sha). It is necessary to set up a committee to investigate them.
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Baba, while you were away, Nasarawa State University, Keffi graduated plenty students into labour market. This one is a secret report, Your Excellency. Create more employment even if it means to reduce the salary of those Sinators and Representathieves.
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Baba, that naughty man called Nnamdi Kamu did something odd again. He inaugurated Biafra Secret Service (BSS). He should be sent rehabilitation center at Katsina prison to link up with Rev. King.
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While you were away, Baba, Nasarawa State House of Assembly planned to legalise family planning. They must be stopped because even Almajiris constitute our population might. They even voted for you massively.
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Baba, the Supreme Court sent Ali Modu Sherif back to Sambisa and confirmed Makarfi as PDP National Chairman. They even held non-elective national convention. Who do we plant again to disrupt them?
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Baba, that naughty Governor, Fayose said that you might be dead while you were away. That is why the First Lady left her place in the kitchen and the other room and rushed to the UK to see you.
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Baba, that Late Justice Oputa's naughty pikin popularly called Charley boy protested that you should resume or resign, but your fans almost lynched him at Wuse Market. He has been calm since then.
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Finally, Baba, Nollywood and Kannywood are collaborating to release a movie titled "The Man That Could Not Be Killed" in your honour.
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Baba, after you have rested enough, the Acting-President, Chief Osibande who will later return to his position as VP will brief you more.



By Joseph O. King

Education / Arsenal Fan Slumps, Dies In Imo State As Club Concedes Goal To Stoke City by Kingvictor: Last week on Sun at 08:16pm
Chidiebube Okeoma , Owerri

Tragedy struck in Anara , Isiala Mbano Local Government Area of Imo State on Saturday , when a man identified as Dominic Ejimba slumped and died before he could be rushed to the hospital .
The incident happened as Ejimba was allegedly watching Arsenal vs . Stoke City match in the ongoing English Premier League season.
Sources said the deceased, a die - hard Arsenal FC supporter , could not bear it when his team conceded a goal midway into the second half of the game . He was watching the encounter at a viewing centre on the Owerri - Okigwe expressway, the source said.
A Liverpool fan , Chuks Amaku , said , “ Dom is dead . He slumped immediately Stoke City scored a goal. Before my uncle , Hezekiah Amaku , could rush him to the hospital , he died .
“ It was unfortunate because all of us were exchanging jokes. Nobody was sensing any danger . We never knew that death was lurking.
He had supported Arsenal for a very long time now. He couldn ’ t had taken that goal very seriously. ”
The deceased ’ s brother, Francis Onwuka , confirmed the incident to our correspondent on Sunday.
Onwuka said , “Dom is dead . He slumped while watching Arsenal and Stoke City match on Friday and could not make it to the hospital.
“ It is unfortunate and saddening because he has left a very young wife and three little kids . His demise pains. ”
An Arsenal fan , Barrister Kissinger Ikeokwu , who also confirmed the death , disclosed that Gunners’ fans in the state mourn the painful exit .
Ikeokwu , who described the Dominic as a great fan of the London- based football club said the thoughts of all Arsenal fans in the state were with the family.
Our correspondent gathered that the deceased , who was in his early 40s , had supported Arsenal from his childhood.
“ He loved Arsenal passionately. He closed his shop to make sure that he watched his darling club play . He could even deny himself food if his team was beaten, ” another source said.
The late Dominic Ejimba hailed from Umufuku - Umunchi in Isiala Mbano LGA of Imo State.

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Crime / 9-year-old Girl Raped By Man Living With Her Parents In Zaria  by thankgod: Last week on Sun at 04:13pm
A 9-year-old girl was reportedly raped by a man living with her parents, who they feed him and gave shelter in their home in Zaria.

Instagram user, Jamila Abdullahi Yunusa, who spoke with the rape victim wrote;

"Inna liLlahi Wa Inna Ilaihi Raajiun. She was raped by a guy that lives with her parents, they feed him, and gave him shelter in their home.

And of all the favours done by the parents, he paid them by raping their daughter.

When I asked the little girl, she said 'he threatened me with a knife and said he's going to kill me'. The guy was arrested immediately.

Now, the relatives of the guy just came to the hospital and they're begging the mother to let it go, forgive and forget. And they also informed her that if she doesn't want to let it go, they know their ways, and they'll make sure the guy is released. (They're threatening the mother)

I'm calling on the government and other NGOs to please do something about it.

They live in Chikaji Zaria. Presently admitted in St Lukes Anglican Hospital, Wusasa, Zaria."


www.lailasblog.com/9-year-old-girl-raped-by-man-living-with-her-parents-in-zaria/

Politics / Your Prayers For President Buhari Worked - South-east Governors Thank Nigerians by thankgod: Last week on Sun at 02:31pm
- Governors from the south-east commended Nigerians for praying for President Buhari

- The governors also warned Nigerians to henceforth desist from hate speeches

Governors from the south-east part of Nigeria have welcomes President Muhammadu Buhari back to Nigeria after he spent 103 days in London treating an ailment.

While President Buhari was away, there were a lot of speculations and rumour concerning his health status resulting in visits by governors, ministers and other top politicians in the country.

 As he landed Nigeria on Saturday, August 19, the South-East Governors Forum, through its chairman and governor of Ebonyi state, David Umahi, thanked God for granting the president a divine healing.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that Umahi, in a statement signed by his chief press secretary, Emmanuel Uzor, described the president’s healing as a great work of God and wished him total recovery as he resumes duty.

The forum also warned Nigerians against continuing with hate speeches and emphasized its readiness to protect Nigerians irrespective of tribe and region.

“I thank Nigerians for praying for the speedy recovery of the president. This shows that they are becoming more patriotic despite varying political lines.

“I call for more prayers and dedication to service from Nigerians because we can only achieve greatness through unity of purpose.

“We call on governors of other regions to reciprocate this gesture for the attainment of desired peace in the country,” the statement read.

NAIJ.COM

Webmasters / Re: Your Help Is Needed Admin by balogun: Last week on Sun at 12:26pm
Kingvictor:I don't know any link to get the Plugin but you can Google it. Or I can show you how to do it using MyBB portal feature


Pls teach me hw to do it on portal pls
@KingVictor

Literature / Food Is Ready (short Story) Final by thankgod: Last week on Sun at 11:20am
“Uhmmmmmm” I screamed….
“Wetin” d oda of ma friend asked 
“u neva chop sweet food before stevo? 
No dey shout like fool”
“Nothing o no vex u chop na… before I finish d sweet food”
Thief boy
Cut very big eba… rub am well well inside d soup
And as e dey hot like dat e put am 4 mouth
“Eiiiiiiii!!!” He screamed…..
“Wetin, dey chop na, abi u sef neva chop sweet food”
“What is it” d girl asked…
“Nothing o, sista nothing” we both chorused
While drinking a sizeable amout of water..
Omo eh!!!
Everything was wrong with that food
It just did not taste right…
And worst of all e come be like say she karri all d pepper for dis life put inside…
Omo we wia done for…
So there we were
Setting fire to our mouth
Killing our taste buds
Drinking water like mad
And yet hailing the girl for her wonderful culinary skills…
Uhmmmm!!!!
Ahhhhhh!!!!
“How is d food” she would ask
“Fantastic, inshort av neva tasted anything like dis in my life before”
And she was blushing…
I dint understand how a food dat smelt so good ended up like dis…
But we continued eating
Tears filled ma eyes
D girl was laughing and telling her boyfriend how much of a tremendous actór I was
Cos she was interpreting them as tears of joy.
Each swallow
Was hard and tough…
D water don dey finish…
So we had to manage it seriously…
Omo mein e wasn’t easy…
Kai…
Even peppersoup would not have as much pepper as dat food dat day
We don manage dey finish am…
And she was like “lemme get u guys more”
Ehn!!!
More????
Who she wan kill….
I was tempted to lie down on the rug and beg her that it was okay
Dat in whatever way we had wronged her
She should forgive us
Dis was a wrong way to die….
Then it was turn for my friend to eat….
Omo mein…
And him sef neva sabi wassap….
We just had to F him up
And we suggested she feed him…..
Unto romantic things and all….
Mumu boy sef as d gal go kitchen go bring him own
Dey hail us say our sugeestion make sense…
Just a few minutes and dat would change.
Food set…
She wash hand
Cut eba…. rub am well for d soup
Mumu open mouth wide….
Dem put am inside
And d reaction was instant….
Uhmmmm!!! 
Uhmmmm!! 
Uhmmmm!!!!
“O boy see say ur babe dey cook” I asked.
“Honey dis is wonderful…. kai gimme more please” He replied
Encouraged by this…
She increased the frequency of feeding as well as the size of the balls…..
Each swallow was accompanied with
a praise for d food or “baby gimme more I like how ya feeding me”
A smile hiding the real feeling.
It was a classic case of fela’s suffering and smiling
Omo my guy eye dey red
And water don almost dey finish
I swear small thing him for don dey cry
And e be like say d eba no dey finish…
We were there enjoying the scene
With our own mouth open… to allow air in and reduce the effect of our peppered lips….
At last d eba finished
And of course na, more was not an option…
He just escorted us outside
While d chick cleared up…..
My guy reach d other room lie down for ground
Drink better water…. den carry big handfan wan blow him lips comot….
The other of my friend was so pained that he attacked him….
“Shebi u see ur life, u for talk say we no want, now see wetin u done do us”
“Shatap der u for talk no”
And it was fire for fire
While I was laffin wit my sour mouth as usual.
Till my friend slowly and sadly went back to other room….
We just lie down,
Open mouth sleep….
Under fan for that matter
Ehn, if mosquito like enta our mouth, no P.
But how we were feeling
Kai… even as I’m writing now my lips and mouth don dey hot….
The next morning
Our mouth pain don reduce
Only for d door to open and we heard her voice saying
“Food is ready guys… u’ll love it”
No way mein…
I had to have an impromptu test that morning
The other guy had to go and see someone important too
And d last guy was really full from the sumptous meal of yesterday… that he would eat later
Leaving our man….
To enjoy the food alone…
No time for risks again……
The End

Literature / Food Is Ready (short Story) by thankgod: Last week on Sun at 11:18am
Light dims, curtain opens)
It all starts with one of ma friends
He had spent almost two semesters,
Chasing and hunting down dis particular girl,
But no service mein!!!!
She just felt my friend was not good enough for her or maybe something else, because any move he was making was yielding no results….
He took it from all d modern known means,
Down to ancient methods.
writing perfumed letters, folded in a heart shape….
Sending flowers with notes,
Bribing her friends to keep chocolates and various other goodies under her pillow…
Wetin remain sef
Na to stand for her room window for night,
Throw stone…den when she come outside
He begins singing with a romantic band he must have put together
Which of course will be comprised of me and some other junkies….
But as e be say
We no sabi sing and all,
We made sure he stuck to all he had been doing… abeg!! We no want wahala…
Beht Girls eh!!!!
Kai!!!
Dat my guy suffer ahn!! Ahn!!.
Phone calls….
Text messages
Recharge cards…which d gal neva accepted instead sef on one ocassion she send am back plus extra ontop…. check out na…
Even me sef follow dey compose poems give am.
Inshort let’s just say that it was a collective effort by all of us…
To make sure say….
she dey mad?…she must gree joor!!!!
But I must say….
D girl fine sha…
If you see shape eh….choi!!!
She set pass mathset…..
Her English na die….
Few people live after hearing it
Walking step na mental….
Fit put u for yaba Left….
Smile na heiiiiiiiiiiii smh
Eyes na hypertension
staring @ it na @ owners risk…
And she come know say she fine…
So d shakara na highest…
Beht eh After months of toasting
Incessant fasting…(cos d idiot don spend most of him money finish…and our money too…)
And Countless praying….
The Lord answered his/our prayer….
Igbo woman’s voice:Umu chineke eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
The Lorttt is gooooooodtttt…….
I say the Lordtttt isi gooooodttt ooooo….
Hmmmmmmm
She agreed….
And we also found out that she had long been liking him.
She just wanted to make a brova sweat.
Y girls??? Y do y’all do dis??? Just tell me y?
I remember d day our man brought d news
We went to eismann (a prominent bar in school) to celebrate.
Popped drinks, poured on him.
People wen see us go think say dem don award us contract…
Smh shey? Yeah we know.
The dating started
My friend was of bestest (allow me pls) behaviour.
Him no wan hear story Say bird born four children nine come die.
And we understood his plight.
His ranking in school also increased…
As per dater of arguably d prettiest gal in skool.
D gal sef she sabi grab attention.
She Holds his hands in school.
gives him pda (public display of affection)
Eiyaaa!!!!
we were so all happy for them
It was all so romantic **brings out handkerchief**
So touching **sniffs**
So
So…OMG!!!!
Now am gettin all emotional and I wanna cry
My man was in love **bursts into tears**
LoL
Omo I must mention that d pda dey reach us too.
So yeah!!!! We were happy for him…..
Like really really happy….
Then at last….
She decides to come n spend d night…
[]Omo mein!!!!
If u see preparation…
Lmao!!!!
Environmental sanitation for d room like say na last saturday of the month…
air freshner: check!!!
Washed white toilets(lmao): check!!
Full generator tank incase nepa misbehave: double check!!!
Ehhmmm lemme see anything else?
U know every na…let’s just say
Our room was ready to receive princess diana
Brrrrrrroom!!!
D bike stopped…
She started entering the compound
My friend went out to receive her
See eyes from our lodge people.
And d babe sha sabi handle attention
She first give my man better hug and peck 1st
When she came inside d house, she gave us our own hug too sha without peck though…
But **nodding** dat was over okay for us..
And there we where….
Watching film away and bidding time before we exile…(**winks** u knw hw it works shey? Naughty u )
From nowhere…
an unexpected question came up…
She was like “guys have u eaten”
We first look our man to know whether dis na d exit question
And he was like yes but …..
She cut in and said she wanted to cook…
I think to impress my guy
Cos he was a huge fan of girls that could cook.
Ehn!!!
Girl fine like dis
Come sabi cook….
No tell me… u tell me…
is it not d Lord’s doing?
I was almost tempted to ask her if she had a sister…
She stood up
Went to our stocked up kitchen (we prepare wella for dat side too mein nothing must be left to chance)
And started bringing stuffs out ready to cook…
“One more thing guys, pls leave d room I want to surprise y’all”
Her rating in my books was leaving hundred
And entering about 2million….
We all left including our man….
Baba oooooo!!!
Chairman!!!
Father!!!!!!
All these and more we were hailing d boy
I was lying flat on the ground
Another guy was fanning him
And d last guy was touching his head with our guy’s hand and shouting “master bless me… teach thy servant thy ways that I mayest prosper”
“That withersoever I goest…. I shall be a fisher of women… pretty women such as thou art with …. bless me… I pray thee.. O thou great king”
We were sha catching fun….
Laughing and teasing our man
Dancing round him
And salivating already from the aroma of the food we were perceiving
Today na today….
Knock knock
“Guys food is ready”….
Choi!!!!!!
She was about to serve the food
But there was not enough drinking water…
And so I ran downstairs to buy some.
Before the woman closed
How many she asked…
Madam gimme 10packs I said….
Zoom
I reach upstairs back….
Handed over the water
Sat down, comot shirt…. sniffed d air….
Kai!!!!
Dis food go be die, 
The aroma na die, 
The arrangement of the food highest…
She served us in trays…
Egusi soup and better hot eba….
I took my time and prayed….
Thanked God for a day like dis
Appreciated him for d food
While rememberin that some can eat but have no food…
Blessed d union of our friends
All d while breathing and taking in the smell of the food….
Oya na leggooooo
I put hand,
Cut the eba….
Roll am to my size…
Rub am for the soup
Then put am for mouth…..
GHEN GHEN
GHEN GHEN GHEN(c’mon na… for uncle stephen story, na im action no go dey?? No nah…)
Something was wrong
My mouth was on fire….
“Uhmmmmmm” I screamed….

Jokes Etc / Asuu Strike Called Off by thankgod: Last week on Sun at 11:14am
ASUU STRIKE CALLED OFF!
Congratulations 2 all University
Students...Page52(Vanguard
newspaper August 1989) I just love
reading OLD Newspapers.
Abeg no vex, u don hear news today?? go learn work for now.!

Sports / Re: Yukhub Football Predictions 19th August - Sure Games For Saturday by kyngTony: Last week on Sat at 10:44pm
arsenal hav spoil d game

Religion / Building Churches With Illicit Money Provokes God - Can Warns After Ozubulu Church Attack by thankgod: Last week on Sat at 05:05pm
- The Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) has warned against the use of illicit money for church operations

- CAN also blamed those who donate illicit money to the church for projects

- CAN president Samson Ayokule said donation of illicit funds to the church could provoke God's wrath

The president of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) Samson Ayokunle has condemned the use of illicitly collected funds for church operations, New Telegraph reports.

Ayokunle urged those who think it is appropriate to use illicit money to build a church must have a rethink.

The CAN president also said individuals and groups which donate such kinds of funds for church operations should be weary of God's wrath.

He also absolved the church of any blame, saying churches have no powers to monitor its members and the sources of the money they bring in.


“What CAN is doing is to let people know that if they bring any money that God does not sanction, they will rather receive curse upon themselves instead of getting His blessings," Ayokunle said.

“Our people should stop bringing illicit money to the church, it is not acceptable to God and we should double our preaching on such thing. It is part of Christian stewardship for people to give to the Lord.

“At the point where you begin to doubt what is brought is now the problem, it is very difficult to determine the point to do so because you don’t know the worth of each individual," the CAN president said.

Also reacting to the Ozubulu church killing, Ayokunle said the church needs to preach against illicit earnings by members.
He said such resources do not attract blessings to the givers.

“In the case of the Ozubulu church, it is even very much difficult when that person is not within your vicinity. I don’t think the church has the blame; the person that is giving is the person that has the blame.

“The fact that they built the church does not mean that they should kill inside the church. The church didn’t sign any pact with them that if you build for us then you come and kill yourselves or other people inside the church.

Ayokunle said the church in Ozubulu was built on the volition of individuals, therefor its leadership cannot be blamed.

“People don’t put money in tithing cards again because they say what they are giving are between them and God, so it is difficult for the ushers to know who dropped big amount.

“Then where people are working with big corporations where their earnings can be traced nobody has the right to go to the bank to say I want to see the person’s statement of account. The bank can’t allow that and no church can just walk into the bank to check the account of its members.

“With what we are seeing now in Nigeria where we know that a whole house may be used to stockpile money, how much of the money people own now that gets to the bank”.




NAIJA.COM

Health / 10 Early Signs You Need To Get An Hiv Test As Soon As Possible by thankgod: Last week on Sat at 05:00pm
HIV is one of the primer killer diseases in Africa and all over the world. If you know its early symptoms, you can get timely treatment and stop spreading the epidemic!


 10 early symptoms of HIV every person should be aware of:

1. Sore throat

Surely all on its own this sign does not tell you to have HIV. However, in combination with the below-listed ones it should set an alarm and move you to take the HIV test. Soreness in the throat may precede fever.

2. Fever

It’s a common symptom for all kinds of infections, both viral and bacterial. However, if you got HIV, the fever may last up to 4 weeks, then disappear and reemerge later on for the same period. 77+ percent of all the patients who were diagnosed with early HIV symptoms had a lasting fever.


3. Rashes

As well as other skin problems they may indicate HIV infection. This virus affects the whole body and gets those reactions from all organs, including the skin. So, in a combination with ongoing fever and sore throat, it should alarm you and motivate to take the test.

4. Night sweats

These have nothing to do with just feeling hot. People with HIV sweats have extreme experiences. Their clothes drench and even the bed linens get all wet. Many a time person wakes up and has to change before they can go back to sleep.


5. Lymph nodes’ swelling

Since HIV affects the immune system of the body the most, it may evoke the enlargement of the immune system organs – the lymph nodes. Over half of the patients with early HIV symptoms had it.

6. Joint and muscle pain

This pain may last up to 24 hours. The fits go away and start all over.

7. Headaches

They may not be attached to any other disease. These primary headaches lead to the low quality of life of a person with HIV.

8. Diarrhea

The stomach also reacts to the infection by constant problems and diarrhea.


9. Tiredness

The sense of weakness and fatigue exhausts your energy and makes you feel unable to cope with life.

10. Vomiting

This is how your body reacts to the attack of the virus and lets you know of it.




NAIJ.com

Literature / She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart.. by thankgod: Last week on Sat at 04:36pm
SHE SLEPT IN THE KITCHEN AND WON MY HEART..
The testimony of Mr John chikezie and his wife... 
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my name Is John chikezie and I was born in abject poverty. 
my father worked for the Nigerian Railway but was retrenched after 10years of his services without pension. 
my mother being the virtuous woman that she was took up the responsibilitie´┐╝s, and when things got worse we relocated to the village where my father was rendered totally useless by household enemies , principalities and powers. 
He would come home drunk only to start beating my mother, stripping her naked in front of us, 
the children. 
My mother being a woman of virtue never uttered a word of complaint nor raised her hands against my father. 
You see one thing with you young ladies is that you don't keep your mouth shut and endure, young ladies are not aware that marriage is a parcel and whatever you see in it you take it like that. 
I must really applaud my mother for making me realize that there are indeed patient and loving women in the world. 
While my father was busy being the village drunk, my mother was busy raising us well and of course in the way of the lord. 
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I got into the university and after four years I graduated with a good result, I did my NYSC in Lagos where I was exposed to evil social vices and Lagos girls who were only after a man's destiny. 
it was so sad that I broke my celibacy vow and lost my innocence to a lady of the night at ikeja, from whom I contracted gonorrhea, it took me a year to treat this punishment for the sins of the flesh , after I was done with my service it was hard securing a job, but thank God for Rev Ndubuisi who revealed to me that it was the lady of the night that was working against me , I was delivered and redeemed .
After my deliverance I cried at the feet of Our Lady Fatima and on that spot I renewed my celibacy vow. 
In 2005 I got a job that I excelled in and was promoted as the area manager ,I didn't want to work for someone, so when I saved enough money I established my own business which became successful after two years. 
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In 2008 I decided it was time for me to settle down (marry) .
I had already built and furnished my house but still stayed in my one room apartment, I didn't want a woman who would love me for my money. 
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I met my wife in December, she was a chorister, shy and dark-skinned, she reminded me of my mother but I wanted to be sure so I began my test... 
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the first test was when I shouted at her In public, she kept quiet and the next day came to me seeking for peace even though I was clearly the one at fault. 
She had passed the "character test "
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the second test was when I gave her a thousand naira (1000) to cook my favorite soup, do you know that she cooked a wonderful soup with that mediocre amount of money. 
She had passed the "Cooking and Managerial test"
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I couldn't believe it! 
she was just too much! 
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I went into my prayer closet 
where the final test was revealed to me.. 
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I asked her to move into my apartment.... 
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she was hesitant at first 
but complied later
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do you know that all through her stay in my house she slept in the kitchen ..
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for one-week she slept there on the ground... 
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I became sure that she was the one... 
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she had passed the " Fornication test "...
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on the last day of her night in the kitchen 
by 12am I lifted her and said
"philo"
"philo"
"philo"
"you are my wife " and that was it! 
after a few weeks I married her... 
even though she wasn't a virgin. 
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I'm glad

: The story is actually a fiction by Chukwuba Chiluba.

Literature / The Aftermath (short Story) by thankgod: Last week on Sat at 04:25pm
"Stupid Girl!Did your poverty stricken mother ever have a China plate in her life? Ify literally spat out, a spray of saliva shot out of her mouth.
More streams of abuses followed as
Ify yelled and squeezed Ufoma’s ears.
Ufoma was kneeling on the kitchen floor with the broken pieces of the plate scattered around.
It didn’t matter that the plate had slipped out of her hands when some of the hot water which Ify had spilled poured on her legs.
It didn’t matter that the skin on Ufoma's legs were the hot water touched, was beginning to peel.
Neither did it matter that Ufoma had been forced to kneel on the floor that was littered with shattered fragments of the broken plate.
All that mattered was that a plate was broken.
TWO DAYS LATER
Ufoma limped home from the market, tears rolling from her eyes.
It had taken about half an hour to painfully extract the sharp tiny fragments from her flesh.
Her wounds were never treated.
At the young age of twelve, she had already seen Lazarus-like hardship.
Her stomach rumbled, it was almost four pm.
Hunger was part of her life.
She was used to this. She had gulped down as much water as she could when "Madam"Ify, wasn’t looking.
“ Give me my change!!!” Ufoma cried out in frustration.
“ See me, see trouble. No change abeg.” The bus conductor retorted.
“Oga It's fifty naira I pay to this side.” Ufoma said.
Alas, the bus zoomed away.
So she had to trek back home, and she knew what awaited her. She cursed the bus conductor who had taken seventy naira from her,due to “fuel scarcity”.
Ufoma wondered if Madam Ify was aware of the hike in transportation fares. She got home eventually, but it was almost 8:30pm
“Madam welcome o! So you are now big enough to go out and come back whenever you like ehn?”
“No ma! I had to tre…”
“Shut up! You have started following boys abi?” Ify snapped at her.
“Bae,allow her explain..."Ify's husband cut in.
"......Ufoma, why are you coming back by this time?” He asked
Ufoma looked up at her Oga(whose name was Ozi,by the way) and wished he would stay out of this.
Ozi was a good person, but whenever he interfered, Madam Ify took it out on her for a long time.
“Sir,I entered bus to the market, but the conductor gave me only thirty naira change instead of fifty naira, so I had to trek back home” Ufoma replied
“You mean you trekked home all the way from creek road market?” Ozi asked in an alarmed voice.
“Yes sir”
“Baby, were you not the one that told me transport fares have been increased due to fuel scarcity?” Ozi asked his wife
“Ehn yes, but I heard it had come down”
“You see how you made this girl trek all the way from the market” Ozi said sternly
It seemed the couple quarreled for hours after that.
Tears rolled down Ufoma’s eyes as she lay on the ground. Her stomach ached her very badly, as unknown to Ozi, Ify had sent her to bed without a meal.
Ufoma thought of her mother. She had been only six years old, when her mother got hit on the head by a rotten branch and died on her farm. Ufoma wished her mother was still alive.
Since then, she had been passed down from one family to another, by her Aunt. She sobbed until she fell asleep.
“Wake up! Stupid girl.” Was the first thing she heard.She jumped up, thinking she had over slept.
Her eyes were still groggy with sleep. Looking at the clock, it wasn't even 4am yet.
“Go and wash beans that you would grind for moi moi. When you finish grinding, wake me” Ify told her
“How many cups ma” Ufuoma asked forcing the sleep from her eyes.
“Three” Ify replied, on her way out of the room.
Ufoma rolled up her mat, and sleepily went towards the kitchen.
She hated Saturdays, and Ify was in a bad mood, so obviously this Saturday would be worse than usual.
By 11am, Ufoma was already tired. Luckily for her, Ozi was at home, so she had breakfast.
Madam Ify always put up a good front whenever he was around.
A DAY LATER
“Didn’t you see these clothes?” Adaoma asked, adding more clothes to the pile Ufoma had to wash.
Adaoma was Madam Ify's first daughter.
She had just turned sixteen, and was already following her mother’s footsteps.
Ufoma rarely said a word to Ada because even Ozi could never find any wrong in her.
“ Wash these clothes very well, or else you would re-wash them.......Lazy girl. And be fast about this, because I want to loosen my braids” with that Adaoma went into the house.
She washed the clothes, under the scorching sun, and was called in half way through, to prepare lunch. Ozi wasn't in the house, and when she served the food, Ify accused her of stealing a meat from the pot.
Ufoma denied, and Ify went into her room and came out with ropes. With the help of her three children, she bound Ufoma hands and feet, after stripping her naked.
Took her to the backyard, and flogged her with the mai guard’s whip. Then she poured hot soup on her, and left her out there.
Ozi came back by 9pm, and when his wife served him his food personally, he asked of the maid. She replied that the maid was at the backyard working.
So he thought nothing of it. He became suspicious, when his daughter Ada was the one who came to clear the table.
Knowing how much his daughter hated working, he decided to find out what exactly it was the maid was doing, that was so important that his daughter had to take over the maid’s duties.
He got to the backyard and was shocked at the sight that greeted him. His wife, untying the naked maid, while his second daughter Ugomma poured water on her face, trying to revive her.
Ozi was furious.
The next morning, Ufoma made breakfast for the family as usual, she made scrambled eggs and bread for them, and set it on the table.
She called them to breakfast.
Three hours later, the house was quiet and Ufoma sat in the living room packing her bags.
As she locked the front door behind her, she looked towards the dining room, and she felt pity for Ozi. He was a nice person, but his wife was a wicked person.
Later that evening, the corpses of the entire family was discovered. They had died at the dining table.
The maid is still at large.
......inspired by real life events
Be careful of your actions, they can come back to haunt you.

Politics / Buhari Returns Home Today by johneewalker: Last week on Sat at 09:43am
President Muhammadu Buhari is returning to the country today, after receiving medical attention in London.

The President had left the country on May 7, this year, after handing over power to Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, who has functioned as Acting President since then.

President Buhari is expected to speak to Nigerians in a broadcast by 7 a.m on Monday, August 21, 2017, according to Femi Adesina, the President’s media adviser.

Adesina said Buhari thanked all Nigerians who have prayed ceaselessly for his recovery and well-being since the beginning of the health challenge in January this year.

When the president first went abroad for a medical checkup in January, he thought he was for a routine checkup, only to find that it was something more serious. He returned in March to announce to his countrymen that he had never felt so ill in his life.

He returned for another round of medical attention two months later, the same day he received 82 Chibok Girls freed by Boko Haram.

His stay abroad had stirred a protest movement
led by the entertainer, Charles Oputa, otherwise known as Charly Boy, who wanted him to return home or resign.

The President who follows development at home while recuperating in London mocked Charly Boy’s campaign, when it was discussed with him during a meeting with his media team last week. After all, he had transmitted power to his deputy before leaving home.


While away in London, President Buhari received a number of visitors, beginning with the vice-president, Professor Yemi Osinbajo, who first hinted Nigerians about the President’s massive recovery.

After him came a stream of visitors, that included leaders of the All Progressives Congress, state governors, Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby and the leaders of the National Assembly, Bukola Saraki and Speaker Yakubu Dogara. His last visitor on Friday was Pastor Enoch Adeboye, leader of the Redeemed Christian Church of God.

Saraki after his visit, announced confidently that Buhari’s return was imminent.
NAN

Webmasters / Do You Know You Can Make Your Blog Post Rank First On Google Click Here by techniquewide51: Last week on Sat at 09:38am
Do You Know You Can Make Your Blog Post Rank First On Google click here
Google is the highest search engine ever.
Google gives you information more than you request. I.e, many articles are being suggested to you when you browse.
Bloggers specifically complain of their articles not ranking high i.e. Ist, 2nd, 3rd or forth on google.
This article is really going to help you boost your google ranking skills.
Those blogs ranking first on google are being owned by human beings like. You too can equally be among... Do you believe?
If yes wake up and do something.
If no, do not continue in reading this article.
There are few things you need to do in starting the journey of google ranking.
Have noticed that when you search a keyword eg. "How to start a blog", that article of how to start a blog is also in your site yet you can't see it even on the 10 page on google .oh that's really bad.
Consider Our Hit Points;
Getting A Paid Domain
#Submitting Your site To Google
#S.E.O
#Post Title
#Blog Comments
Let's go to the main point.
In order to have a high website ranking you need to do these things. In fact this is a must which without them no way.
1. Get A Paid Domain: A blog with a sub-domain or free domain is rarely seen ranking high unless if the site content is extensively rich and standard. What am i saying? The summary is for you to get a paid domain before expecting google high ranking.
2. Submitting Your Site To Google Search Console: Many bloggers start their blog and have many articles on it without submitting the site to google search console (submit here)
Submitting your site to google means giving google team a respect and informing them that such a site do exist.
source to read more:
www.techniquewide.com/2017/08/How-to-make-your-post-rank-well-on-google.html

Sports / Yukhub Football Predictions 19th August - Sure Games For Saturday by KingVictor: Last week on Sat at 09:13am
1. ENGLAND
Premier League
13:30 Swansea - Manchester United 2 & Over1.5
2. ENGLAND
Premier League
16:00 Leicester - Brighton 1x & Over1.5
3. ENGLAND
Premier League
18:30 Stoke City - Arsenal X2
4. Isreal
19:30 H. Beer Sheva - Netanya 1
5. ITALY
Serie A
18:00 Juventus - Cagliari 1 & Over1.5
6. ITALY
Serie A
20:45 Verona - Napoli X2 & Over1.5
7. PORTUGAL
Primeira Liga
21:30 Benfica - Belenenses 1
8. SCOTLAND
Premiership
13:30 Kilmarnock - Celtic Bet On Away To Score 2 - 4 goals
9. ENGLAND
Championship
Sunderland - Leed Utd 1X

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